Wed, 3rd September, 2008 - Posted by - (11) Comment
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My friend Steph sent me this funny email forward enjoy
This is Obama celebrating after John McCain announced his VP choice.
Wed, 9th July, 2008 - Posted by - (41) Comment
My friend Shonda sent this to me, enjoy!
It’s been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish… all before making a human. He made and provided what we’d need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw.
We’re such slow learners…God left us a great clues as to what foods help what part of our body
Wed, 4th June, 2008 - Posted by - (14) Comment
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, little Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
Wed, 19th December, 2007 - Posted by - (2) Comment
another cool email forward (thanks Kamilah):)
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious stories about how hard things were when they were growing up; with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning... uphill BOTH ways... yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the
ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood,
Sat, 8th December, 2007 - Posted by - (2) Comment
send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch … You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Tue, 30th October, 2007 - Posted by - (4) Comment
My friend Hollie sent this to me this morning and with her permission I’m sharing it.
MORE DAMN TOY RECALLS……
OK, me, Hollie….is requesting that we all stop purchasing lead filled toys made in China.
We all know that there are issues between the United States and China (and every other country in the world, thanks to Bush). Clearly they are trying to kills us, by what? Killing our children first and foremost. This will prevent us from having a great military force to fight against them later….you know after we lose half the damn military to the billion dollar a month “War on Terror” in Iraq.
They will try to kill us by any means necessary…poisoning our dogs and cats…they know damn well Americans care more about animals than people (just look at the whole Michael Vick issue).
Please be real with your children and explain why they cannot have their favorite batman toy or their favorite doll. All of the toy companies are manufacturing in China. Reid and I have for months stop purchasing toys made in China. Reid is eight years old, if he can do it so can you. Feel free to call Reid and let him explain it to your child…it may come across better from another kid.
Seriously, please stop purchasing lead filled toys from China. If we stop buying, start complaining Mattel and the other manufacturers will have to make a change. It is not just about the toys, but the life long damage to our children from lead exposure.
Mon, 22nd October, 2007 - Posted by - (0) Comment
Thoughts for Life:
Faith is the ability to not panic.
If you worry, you didn’t pray. If you prayed, don’t worry.
As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day.
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still
so He can untangle the knot.
Do the math. Count your blessings.
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
Dear God: I have a problem. It’s me.