The Smoking Gun

• Creepy Bra Thief Confesses August 28, 2008
  A Wisconsin man who broke into a number of women's homes to steal their bras and underwear was charged Tuesday with five counts of felony burglary.
• Guns N' Roses N' The FBI August 27, 2008
  A Los Angeles man who allegedly posted nine pirated tracks from "Chinese Democracy," the long-overdue album from Guns N' Roses, was arrested today by FBI agents and charged with violating federal copyright laws.
• Suge Knight Busted August 27, 2008
  Rap music titan Marion "Suge" Knight posed for a mug shot after he was arrested early Wednesday by Las Vegas police for assaulting his girlfriend.
• "Because Obama Is Black" August 26, 2008
  The U.S. Attorney's office in Colorado filed felony weapon and drug charges today against Tharin Gartrell, Nathan Johnson, and Shawn Adolf, three idiots allegedly involved in a plot to kill Senator Barack Obama.
• Lewd Lipstick Larceny August 26, 2008
  As if having her business robbed wasn't bad enough, the person or persons who broke into a small Arkansas medical employment agency also left a lewd message on the owner's desk--written in her own lipstick.
• Gun Stolen From G-Man's Car August 25, 2008
  Late last month, an FBI agent in New York had his loaded service weapon stolen after he left it unattended in a bag in his car.
• Mug Shots Of The Week 8/22/08 August 22, 2008
  A quartet of X-rated tattoos highlight this week's booking photo roundup
• Book Her, Dan-O August 21, 2008
  The next time you forget to return a couple of library books (and ignore those annoying letters about the overdue status of said volumes), think of Heidi Dalibor. The Wisconsin woman, 20, was arrested earlier this month in connection with a pair of books overdue for several months.
• Mystery Over FBI Agent's Firing August 20, 2008
  The lead FBI investigator on several of the government's highest profile child porn prosecutions has recently been fired in connection with her work on those cases, though details of why the agent was terminated have been sealed by a federal judge.
• FBI: Med Student Plotted Sex Slave "Family" August 19, 2008
  A Pennsylvania medical student who allegedly planned to assemble a "family" of female sex slaves that would reside with him on a farm or island was arrested yesterday on federal child pornography charges.